How to Make Your Mother Very Mad

2 Ingredients:

– Your mom’s favorite vase

– A basketball

It was the summer of 1996. I was practicing my dribbling skills outside our house. It got really, really hot outside so I went inside to practice. When I did the between the legs dribble, the ball bounced towards the vase of my Mom and fell on the floor. The vase was given to her by my Aunt. She was so mad that she took the ball and tried to stab it with a kitchen knife. Good thing it didn’t have any effect with the ball.